The Ole Myths and Legends:
Some say that Finnish isn't a real language,
nor that the Finns are real people, which would mean that I don't
really exist!
He is said to have a 15cm (~6 ") penis when not erected. Rumors also speak of such devastating loaning behaviors, that he has become banned in 5679403969943241496875 star systems.
Personal Ramblings:
There's no sexual ulterior motive behind Finns
whipping each other with twigs of birch while in a Sauna.
"Det sade din mamma också!" (really, this can't be translated!.. sorry)
"Make that mil" - Ayjona